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NICHOLAS (忍)♥ (YOU)™ TWENTY-ONE AHPEK 20 NOVEMBER 1990 ♥ HER™ ♥ FAMILY ♥ PANDAS ♥ FRIENDS Key to your heart
♥ YOU ARE BORN TO BE DOTE NOT TO BE BULLIED!! ♥ I BELIEVE MIRACLES WILL HAPPEN ONE DAY, IF MY HEART TO YOU IS TRUE ENOUGH!! ♥ TO LOVE YOU LIKE NOBODY HAVE!! ♥ TO BE BY YOUR SIDE ALWAYS!! ♥ TO GIVE YOU THE BEST HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD!! Tagboard
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008
JOKES!!! (is late so i'll update other time) (^-^) Turtle Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." Bad Accident A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. "This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break! Sure God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police." Jealousy The guy approached a beautiful looking woman in a mall and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the mall. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere." PROMISE (^-^) |
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